Wife of patient: You're Jewish and 27, why aren't you married? You should really try Saw You at Sinai. I know people who have gotten married, it's all rebbetzins who set you up. My friend Sharon has a son. Is 38 too old? He has a kid, how do you feel about that? I bet if he fell in love with you, he'd keep kosher!

...Oy vey.