Monday, December 23, 2013

It's not just my patients who say awkward things, their families are just as much fun!

"How tall are you?"
"4'11"."
"Can you swim?"
"Yes."
"How long have you been swimming?"
"Since I took lessons at the YJCC as a kid with everyone else."
"Can you swim in really deep water?"
"I guess so."
"I'm also a really strong swimmer. That's good, because I've been looking for a wife."

Is there some new euphemism that I've never heard of in there? I don't know what's so sexy about swimming lessons at the YJCC...

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